This Halloween, let your patio take a broom to the face — in style. Our Lighted Crashing Witch is flying into trees, poles, and patio posts at MyPatioChic.com for just $24.99, and she’s lighting up the neighborhood (literally) with her glow-up.
With her wild hair, striped tights, and broomstick in full crash mode, she’s the perfect mix of haunted and hilarious. And thanks to her built-in lights, she’s impossible to miss — even after dark. Whether she’s dive-bombing your front yard or clinging to your favorite patio pillar, she’s bringing the spooky sparkle.
Why she’s a must-have:• Lighted design for nighttime laughs and ghostly glow
• Durable enough to survive October weather and witchy
wipeouts
• Easy to hang — no spell required
She’s the Halloween version of “I’m fine” — broom snapped, legs askew, glowing like a champ.
So if your patio needs a crash course in Halloween charm, grab her now before she flies off again. Only at MyPatioChic.com — where outdoor living meets spooky chic.
Warning: May cause cackling, compliments, and spontaneous selfie sessions